Strange "Love"

Three weeks ago, I emailed Shannon Larratt a list of incorrect tattoo samples that were featured in his BMEzine tattoo gallery. One thing I pointed out was that some tattooists may be sharing inaccurate tattoo stencils (or flash). Perhaps they just purchased the stencils from the same company, but all their clients had the exact same mistake in their tattoos.

This week I saw the same trend again. All these tattoos of the character 愛 (love) are missing a dot on the left side, and the first dot in the 心 (heart) partial are pointing in the wrong direction:


http://flickr.com/photos/joeyplaid/21165173/


http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A20821/high/tattoo.jpg


http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A20122/high/tattoos3.jpg

And in this person’s “love”, the 心 (heart) partial is not even completed:


http://flickr.com/photos/joeyplaid/46594305/


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"Family"

http://baysideinktat2.com/default.asp?cat=dez&sel=dez_birds

FYI, the correct partial in 庭 is 壬, not 正. When the characters are done correctly, 家庭 means “family”.


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"Forever Protector of Old Ladies"

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"Mommy"

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"Destroy"

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"Derek"

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Bad Fortune

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"Not to Forget"

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A50905/high/bmegl123854.jpg

忘不了 is a common Chinese phrase that meant "do not forget unforgettable". Yet, "Mr. Alzheimers" over here still managed to forget the important dot in the 心 partial.

Oh, the irony...


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"Life" Mirrored

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A50823/high/bmegl119642.jpg

If you managed to get 神 done correctly on the arm, why couldn't you do the same with 生?!


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"Exotic Atmosphere"

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A50321/high/bmegl036049.jpg

I really hope this was just a photo error, but I doubt it. If they are done correctly, 異國情調 would mean "exotic atmosphere".


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Follow Up: Does This Say "Love"?

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First Female Extremely Hand?

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Blood Sweat Tear

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"tank"

http://photobucket.com/albums/y198/tank666/?action=view&current=Picture001.jpg

Many Asian countries use squatting type toilets, where the user squat over a water trench and water would wash the bio-mass down into the septic tank. These types of toilets in China are called 糞槽 (feces trench) or 尿槽 (urine trench).

The character 槽 may also mean “tank”, “trough”, and “groove” depends on context.

I had a good laugh when a reader emailed in his friend’s tattoo (see above) and said his friend wanted “tank” (military type, not the toilet kind) on him because he liked military tanks and he is a big guy.

By the way, “tank” (military type) in Chinese is 坦克 or 戰車, and 戦車 in Japanese.

Tiger, According to the Flash Book

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joeyplaid/34018004/

The character shown in the photo is far from 虎 (tiger). Since it was shown in the tattoo template book, then it must be correct, rignt?

Wrong.

Another one bites the dust, I mean needle.

Tattooed Twits

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Thanks to everyone for emailing me about Hanzi Smatter been featured in October 2005 issue of STUFF Magazine.

-Tian

tiangotlost at gmail dot com

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A50905/high/bmegl123947.jpg

The English word “screw” bears many meanings include “a rod-shaped piece with a spiral groove and a slotted or recessed head designed to be inserted into material by rotating (as with a screwdriver ) and used for fastening pieces of solid material together”, and in vulgar slang, “an act of sexual intercourse”.

The slang term “screw this” usually has meaning equivalent to “forget about it”. Unfortunately English slang often does not direct translate very well contextually into Chinese or Japanese.

This young man probably wanted to express his angst of “screw this” in Chinese (螺絲釘這), yet did not have the patience to verify if the contextual translation was correct or not. His tattoo literally means “insert screw-nail here”, which is something that comes with furniture assembly instruction.

Or he could be a loyal employee of IKEA corporation.

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Anyone who has ever stepped into a Chinese restaurant would know there are twelve Chinese zodiac. Apparently in the world this guy is living in, there are only nine. One of the zodiac has then replaced with “leopard” (豹) and the rest are random mirrored characters mixed with Chinese and Japanese. Of course, he did not believe his friends when they pointed them out to him, until now...

Un-healthy

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A50905/high/bmegl127259.jpg

I don't know whether it was the client or tattooist's idea to give 康 a little "artistic flare". After all, who wants just a plain boring "healthy" to be tattooed in English? Unfortunately, they have done a pretty bad job and the tattooed character is missing several strokes.

"Respect"

http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/PD--10288287/Kanji.htm?sOrig=SCH&ui=1EE7518CC6DA4451BD4B293EDF22FE3E#

This "Respect" poster is for sale at various online stores. Both characters are poorly written. The top character 尊 is missing a horizontal stroke in the 酋 partial, and both top two strokes are suppose to be stand alone. The bottom character 敬 is missing its 口 partial.

Fake Zodiacs

http://nch46.eden2.netclusive.de/lj/023.jpg

Several years ago, this young man went to a tattoo shop in Germany and wanted zodiacs of his mother, sister and himself in Chinese characters to be tattooed on his back. He was very proud of it.

One friend of his has always thought the tattooed characters are fake and then sent a photo of it to a multi-lingual translation service. The translators could not figure out what exactly are those characters. Eventually, they have concluded the characters are gibberish that only mimicked Chinese and Japanese style of characters.

When I first saw this photo, the characters looked similar to some Chinese characters, but none of them are for zodiac.